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He Sneaks into Your Room at Night

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Yesssss this’ll be good ;) 

btw thank you for saying that you love my blog, I’m sorry I have been hiatus D:

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Baekhyun

Who the hell are you?” Your dad screams as Baekhyun quickly pulls away. He looks flustered for a moment, but then smirks. “I’m _____’s boyfriend.

Get out.” Your dad declares, glaring at the small boy as if he was going to kill him. Slowly, your boyfriend stands up and walks out, smirking and winking at you before he crawls back out of the window.

Chanyeol

See you tomorrow _____!” Chanyeol yells, leaping out of the window and running as fast as he can away from your dad.

Chen

What the hell’s going on here!?” Your dad yells, running into your room as Jongdae is on top of you. He quickly jumps up, nervously licking his lips as your dad stares at him. “Well.. uh.. you see, I - um…

D.O.

*Just stands there and listens to your dad lecture you and him about sneaking around*

Originally posted by dyoru

Kai

Hello!” Kai screams, turning to face your dad with a grin. He does some aegyo while sassily moving his face around as your dad just stares at him in confusion.

Originally posted by parkchny

Kris

*Doesn’t do much other than hide his face, embarrassed as your dad lectures you both.*

Lay

But sir, it was only a small kiss and I was just leaving..

Luhan

*Acts all innocent and confused*

We were never kissing, what do you mean? How did I even get here? Woah, where am I? Who are you?”

Sehun

*Runs to hide inside of your closet as your dads footsteps come closer*

What was that noise?” Your dad says, peaking his head into your room suspiciously. “…What noise?” You reply, giving him a look of confusion. “Oh.. Nothing, I just thought I heard you talking to someone.” He whispers, slowly backing out and shutting your door.

Is he gone?” Sehun whispers, slowly opening the closet door.

Originally posted by kai-tastrophe

Suho

I’d like to apologize for my actions sir. Your daughter and I have been dating for quite some time now, but it was wrong of us to meet this way. I don’t think it was right at all. I-” 

*Rambles on and on like a responsible man*

Originally posted by qrishan

Tao

*Listens to your dad and you argue, then your dad swears at him*

Originally posted by ztaohs

Xiumin

Well this is awkward..