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Exo reaction to having to give their son a “talk”

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exo (current members) wife telling them to give their son the “talk” because she found condoms in their room.


Suho: *Wife throws condoms on table* “Found these in his room”

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Wife: “Talk to him” Suho: “Noooooo why meee….yeah okay I’ll do it”

Originally posted by sorenkingsley

Xiumin: He never seen his wife so angry before, she was really pissed off about the situation. Their son walked into the room “Whats going on?”.  He immediately looks at his son catching his son attention with his face expression then looking down at his wife hands which is clenching the shit out of the condom box *GIF*

Originally posted by ohyaahkkaebsong

D.O: *Wife tells him about the situation*

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

*Sees son* “BOY DIDN’T I TELL YO STUPID ASS”

Originally posted by mybeasvocalbangseveryone

Lay: He had everything planned out already, he knew exactly how his first “talk” with his son was going to be. It was going to be a calm “Father to son” talk.

Originally posted by laygion

But then his wife gives him the idea talk she wants him to have with their son and lets just say it makes him rethink his whole plan. *Listens to angry wife explain the kind of “talk” she wants*

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Chanyeol: Him and his wife was having a talk about the problem, then all of a sudden his wife starts glaring with vicious eyes in the direction behind him. He turns around and sees his son standing behind him.

Originally posted by xxzygfrtgrgrgfh

(Pretend D.O is the mother) “RUN SON RUN!!!”

Originally posted by parkchanyeolieoppa

Baekhyun: *When his wife finally shows him the condoms she found in their son room, the ones shes been fussing about the whole time and he realizes it’s the ones he gave to his son*

Originally posted by mickyawesomnessninja

Kai: *Wife sends him in the room to talk to their son* “If mom ask, tell her we talked about it”

Originally posted by jonginization

Chen: *Son walks in the door* *GIF*

Originally posted by dyo-soo

Sehun: *Tries to brighten the mood by making a little joke to his wife* “See the size, sure their not mines…*Wife: “Sehun”*…no…okay…”

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EXO reaction to catching you singing by yourself

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Requested by @sarahscarsalli , hope you like it ^^


Suho: “Eyes, nose, lips, right?” he’d ask sneaking behind your back and managing to scare you on accident. “Junmyeon! Did you listen?” He’d smile and nod: “My jagi is apparently good at everything.”

Originally posted by irpsychotic

Xiumin: Minseok peeked into the kitchen to find you jamming and singing Lucky One. “Someone knows the lyrics well” he’d comment and smirk while walking to hug you. “It’s your song, babe. Of course I know the lyrics.”

Originally posted by mminseok

Lay: “Wow” he’d say as he walked into the bedroom. “I thought you weren’t gonna come home yet” you said blushing shyly. “You can sing for me and with me and i’d love it anyway.” he wen’t on to say with a smile and a mini applause.

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Baekhyun: Since he never heard you sing before, he’d be surprised to hear your jamming from the kitchen. “That’s not our song you know.” he’d say laughing and walking into the kitchen, meeting your blushing face and embarrassed stare.

Originally posted by baehkkyun

Chen: You opened the bathroom door only to meet Jongdae who was standing right in front of you. “Nice singing, better than me.” he said smirking. You hit him on the shoulder. “Stop it” was all you said, but that just made him burst into laughter.

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

Chanyeol: “WOOOOW” he’d yell as he walked into the living room that you were organizing. “Stop it, Park Chanyeol” you laughed. “No, no, I mean it. You are actually good!” he’d say smiling his brighter than gems smile.

Originally posted by sugutie

D.O: Kyungsoo sat on the couch and suddenly heard you sing. “Y/N?” he asked. You turned to him and quickly realized you were singing without noticing again. “Am I that bad?” you laughed. “No, I was just surprised that you have such a pretty voice.”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Kai: Jongin sat on the other side of the kitchen, reading through some lyric demo’s he had gotten from SM. When he looked up, he saw you cooking with your headphones on, singing along without noticing. Jongin decided not to say anything about it and continued on while smiling at your singing.

Originally posted by kaibility

Sehun: On a chill day, Sing For You came on from the stereos. You sang your heart out lying next to Sehun, who smiled a bit embarrassed. “Jagi. I never heard you sing before, but you sound adorable.” You smiled at Sehun blushing. “Now this is your line jagi.” you laughed and handed your hairbrush microphone to Sehun.

Originally posted by exoturnback

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When You Try On Their ‘MAMA’ Era Jackets

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Xiumin;

He wondered why and how you got it because he thought he got rid of them after that dark time passed.

Him: “I didn’t throw that out?”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Luhan;

Him: “Take it off, it’s hideous.”

(Y/N): “You didn’t seem to think so when you were flaunting in it back then.”

Kris;

Regrets all decisions of keeping a jacket from MAMA era for memories when he sees you posing in it, making sure you look over-dramatic while doing so.

Originally posted by luhan-vevo

Suho;

Him; “Take it off. Take it off. Why does it look good on you? Take it off. Take it off.”

Lay;

Doesn’t want to show how embarrassed he is so he just smiles, says you look nice in it, and quickly leaves the room.

Originally posted by laygion

Baekhyun;

Quietly takes his phone out to film you dancing in his old jacket, knowing he’ll have good blackmail material to use later.

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Chen;

He doesn’t say anything, just walks right out while laughing.

Chanyeol;

Momentarily blind because the jacket is so glittery and he forgot how flashy it looked when under bright lighting.

Him: “Whoa, stop pretending to be a disco ball and take that off.”

D.O.;

Him: “It still looks so ugly.”

Tao;

Took the jacket away from you, put it on, and began to walk around like a model.

Him: “Still looks good on me.”

Originally posted by ztaohs

Kai;

Him: “Why are you wearing that?”

(Y/N): “Why do you still have it?”

Him: “…Shut up.”

Originally posted by kaibility

Sehun;

Him: “Ew, no, burn that.”

Originally posted by purpleuhan

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They lose your child at the store (EXO)

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Y/D/N= your daughter’s name 

Y/B/N= Your son’s name


Xiumin: -one second Y/S/N was beside Minseok the next he wasn’t and Minseok’s mind began to worry. He managed to lose your son more than once at this store alone- “oh no not this again. Where does he even go? There’s no toys”

Suho: -he sent your son a look as soon as he found the 2 year old in the snack isle ripping open many things. He called out his Y/S/N and the boy turned to him with his binky hang half out- “your cute act doesn’t work on me buddy. You can’t walk off in the store someone might take you and I won’t be able to find you”

Lay: -he was embarrassed by the story of how he freaked out when he ‘lost’ your daughter. He had been running on fumes that day and your 4 year old was behind him and he couldn’t find her. Until she walked infront of him saying she was there the whole time- “please don’t bring that up Y/N already teases me about that”

Baekhyun: -twins were his down far, he managed to lose both of them in the first 6 minutes in the store. But when he heard glass shattering he knew where they were- “found them. I hope none of that was overly expensive stuff I don’t know how to explain this to Y/N”

Chen: -while trying to keep one child calm in the stroller as the little one was crying his eyes out when your daughter ran off but when he turned back he started to freak out. But soon Y/D/N came back with some baby toy and handed it to your son. He thought it was cute but he was slightly still mad- “you’re adorable and caring but you can’t just run off even if it’s for your baby brother, alright now lets go pick out some treat for you”

Chanyeol: -he was happy when your daughter came running back to him after he lost her in the clothing section of the store. He wasn’t over sized but she hid in the racks he had to yell out that he would get ice cream and she came running up to him- “thank the lord you’re safe, please stop doing that daddy’d gonna have a heart attack one of these days”

D.O: -he didn’t know what to think when Y/D/N  wasn’t beside him when he got to the checkout counter. He simply looked around before he saw someone holding her hand as she yelled ‘appa’ and took off over to him- “child do you know how much trouble you’re in. I’m telling eomma that you walked away from me when you should have been beside me”

Kai: -a worker at the store and your son were at came carrying your boy. Jongin let out a sigh or relief when he saw him. He didn’t realize your Y/S/N even managed to get out of the cart but he did- “thank god you’re alright my little escape artist. No bumps or bruise right” 

Sehun: -he had it mentioned during an interview, last week fans managed to catch him as he wondered around the store looking for Y/D/N. By the time he found her, he picked her up and said mommy won’t kill me anymore- “I was worried about myself more than my daughter and I think that’s wrong now that I think of it”

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You’re having triplets (EXO)

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Xiumin: -he got very nervous very fast. You guys had been together a long time. Moved in together. And wanted to have A child. Not 3. He was just worried about how you guys were supposed to handle it- “baby I know it’s not something I should be questioning this way. How are we going to handle taking care of all of them. The nursery is only big enough for a crib. How do we take care of all 3 in that? Are we supposed to move?”

Originally posted by xiundeer

Suho: -he froze in place. He didn’t even know you were pregnant. But with triplets. His mind began to wonder on everything that could happen to your sex life after this and if your relationship could survive 3 little devils at once. So his reaction was something that wasn’t happy- “oh um yay” 

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Lay: -he was pleased by the thought of 3 hims running around. To the point he was already picking out names for them and how to lay out the room. Also much more that kept running through his head- “do you think we could get them a tv show or at least on a tv show? I want that. Show off our babies”

Originally posted by princeyiixing

Baekhyun: -he was ok with it until you started getting larger and his head went to thinking about how you would have to push out 3 large headed children or get a C-Section and was worried about it- “oh god babe have you thought about what we’re going to do about birth. Are you pushing them out naturally?”

Originally posted by minpuffs

Chen: -he was excited beyond belief. The thought of you having more than one child was amazing to him. He was also very proud of himself about the talent he had- “wow I have skill. These babies are going to be perfect”

Originally posted by jikain

Chanyeol: -you guys wanted a child. A CHILD. But of course you were getting more than you could ask for now. A trio of Chanyeol’s made his mind go a million different ways. If they were all boys, all girls, or mixed was another thought- “how far are you? Do we have time to get a nursery ready for 3? Um how much does one of the 3 seated strollers cost?”

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

D.O: -his hand instantly went onto your belly. His mind was thinking of how your belly was carrying 3 human’s at the moment. He kept giving you big smiles as he giggled at the thought of your large family- “oh my baby there’s 3 of them in there. All little us’s in there”

Originally posted by kyvngsoo

Kai: -3 children in your belly and 1 already born and that’s less then 2 years was proof that you kept busy. He wasn’t sad by it at all when you told him about the babies. Even on live tv when you let him know it made him giggle- “are you being serious? There’s 3 of them in you. How is our baby girl taking it or haven’t you told her yet?”

Originally posted by kaibility

Sehun: -he tensed up. He was now scared about the thought of you having to give birth to 3 of his offspring at one time. His utter shock was enough to show you how he was taking it all- “are you being serious? You have 3 your stomach at the moment. Are you able to be healthy and happy? Are you going to be waddling around after a bit”

Originally posted by damnitsehun

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Your child asks him where babies come from(EXO OT12)

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Xiumin: -he seemed more uncomfortable with your 6 year old daughter even asking him like that. He was stuttering and awkwardly laughing- “well um I. I am not telling you til you’re capable of grasping such a graphic topic child”

Suho: -he kept giving you a look as he was trying to figure out how to explain to your son about how his brother came into the world- “well mommy knows more about it than I do. I believe she’ll be able to explain the whole baby process better”

Lay: -he pushed it all on you to explain to your children. Since you picked on him the last time you had to explain it to another one of your kids- “well mom explain to our boys the journey to the world to them. After all you’re the expert seeing as how you guided 2 before them”

Baekhyun: -he distracted the young one with food so that he would shut up with the question and avoid it all together- “lets eat yummy food it’s much much better than any old story about babies”

Chen: -he spoke in a high pitch voice as he looked at your daughter. Seeing you stand there looking at him waiting to hear his explanation of how your daughter was made- “well it’s a 9 month long story that you’re not ready for”

Chanyeol: -he actually asked your son to explain to him. How he thought a baby was made. Where your son thought they were seeds and grew in the garden/ So he gave him a childish answer- “yes sorta. Daddy makes sure the seeds planted in mommy’s garden and then when a baby’s ripe they fall out of mommy”

D.O: -he was a blushing mess when your son asked about how babies are made- “lots of begging to mommy, usually”

Kai: -he was trying to ignore the topic of sex as much as he could til your daughter was old enough. But she questioned how her younger sibling gets in your tummy- “well babies come from enjoyment that mommy and daddy have and somehow if we’re lucky there’s a baby”

Sehun: -oh he seemed to want to scar your son early on in life but he didn’t at the same time.- “what is the most child friendly way to describe how you were made?”

Kris: -he decided to distract her with her. Defiantly not something he was ready to talk about with your daughter.- “I’ll tell you when you’re 40. No boys til then anyways. That’s what we’ve agreed on” 

Luhan: -he just glanced up at your son as he you guys ate dinner. He heard you choke on your drink and he dropped his silverware as you both looked at your son- “well obviously a mom and a dad but that’s all you have to know til you’re a big boy”

Tao: -he avoided the topic completely with your little girl and made her forget all about it- “you’re too cute honey. We’ll go get candy or something more important”

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You check him out and he catches you (EXO OT12)

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Xiumin: -he literally walked right over to you. When he saw you look over at him he smiled at first and you smiled right back then he decided to make his way over to you. He introduced himself and hoped for the best after that- “Hello, how are you? My name is Minseok what is your’s?”

Suho: -He thought it was weird because you did this everyday even though you looked at him all the time. He would still catch you staring. Laughing when you blushed he would always tell you that you didn’t have to look away- “you can look at me all you want baby no need to be all blushy”

Lay: -he saw you looking just as you looked away and when you looked back over at him. He was already looking at you and started waving childishly. He laughed when you did the same thing back to him before you began laughing- “hello random person”

Baekhyun: -he kept making faces everytime he saw you looking at him. You were staring and he was looking over at you constantly. He thought it was cute when you would look away and laughed before you would do it again- *gif*

Chen: -when you and him made eye contact he gave you a wave and you gave him one right back. So you then blushed and looked away from him. He thought you were really cute for being all shy even though you stared at him for awhile in public- “hello”

Chanyeol: -he felt eyes on him and when he searched to find them his eyes met your’s. You blushed and quickly looked down at your book you brought with you. He thought for a second before he decided to make his move to talk to you and try and get your number- *gif*

D.O -he blushed because when you stared at him he felt like the only person you had even done this too. When in fact you never really looked at any other guy but him this way- “please stop staring before I turn bright red”

Kai: -he just stared right back at you but he was spaced out so he really didn’t know you or him were staring at eachother until you snapped him back into reality after a few minutes- *gif*

Sehun: -he gave you a smirk as he and you made eye contact. He then watched you blush and look away quickly. He knew he had a power over you and he didn’t even know your name yet- *gif*

Kris: -you and him were out on a date and when he wasn’t looking you kept looking at him, hoping he would hold your hand. So when he looked at you he smiled and slid his hand nicely into your’s. You didn’t know if he got it from the look or not but you were happy to be holding his hand- *gif*

Luhan: -he was in the middle of doing something weird when you and him made eye contact and he kinda froze unsure of what he should say or do. So you both sat there for a few not saying anything- *gif*

Tao: -he thought he had done something wrong because he had caught you more than once glancing at him. So after this time of catching you, he found out you were just looking because you found his thinking face attractive- “did I do something wrong?”

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He gets worried about you because you haven’t contacted him all day just to find out you had been studying and turned off you phone (EXO)

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Xiumin: -he actually went over to your shared apartment and asked your dorm mate if you were home or not. Where he learned you were studying for finals- “but why wouldn’t Y/N call me and tell me that. I don’t care if her phone’s off I worry when I don’t hear from her”

Suho: -you ended up yelling at him when he started getting mad at you. All because you hadn’t contacted him all day because of your studies- “I’m sorry jagi I wanted to make sure you were alright”

Lay: -he barged into your room when you were studying startling you and asked him why he barged in for no reason- “oh yeah you’re a college student. I forgot about that” 

Baekhyun: -he got sassy with you when you told him that you were studying all weekend long and he had no right to be mad at you for it- “I hate you when you study. You’re rude and can’t text properly”

Chanyeol: -he sat there for a second before it came back to him that you had mentioned it- “oh I guess we had this talk earlier in the week didn’t we”

Chen: -one day he would understand but you hadn’t texted him in 4 days so he began to worry about you- “just saying doll you’re studying too hard and I can see the bags under your eyes. Go to sleep”

D.O: -he gave you the silent treatment when you just barged in after your weekend of studies. Usually when you studied your phone was on anyways- *gif*

Kai: -he gave you a look telling you not to get all smart with him because he knew you better than you thought- “you’re supposed to text me once in the beginning of the study session and once at the end of it to make sure you’re not pushing yourself too much. So no getting mad at me”

Sehun: -he always hated when you studied because you wouldn’t take care of yourself. And he thought you were hurt or something because you didn’t message him at all- “I don’t care if you were studying you worry me way too much when you get like this”

Kris: -he came in yelling at you because you didn’t text him since 5 yesterday. But he saw you passed out at your desk after a whole night of studying- “jagi why do you do this to yourself?”

Luhan: -he saw you laying in your bed with headphones in as music blared through your iPod when you were studying not listening to anything around you- “I think I can scare her now and she would be mad at me”

Tao: -it was one thing he liked about you. Your dedication to your studies. You would have days were you wouldn’t text but you always forgot to tell him that you were having one of your sessions again- “oh face in the books. Next time text me and I will help you then”

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Exo Reaction to when you come home all bruised from practice.

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SO Im gonna be gone for about 3 days (family problems *sigh*) I have a few reactions to make when I get back so be prepared!


Sehun: *shocked by all your bruises*
“What dares to touch Oh Sehun girlfriend”

Kai: *worried for your health*
“maybe you should take a break from dancing”

Tao: *unhappy that you keep hurting yourself*
“I told you to take care of yourself?!!”

D.o: *has a cure for everything*
“Drink some of this, it’ll help with the bruising” 

Chanyeol: “what the hell happened to you”
*thinking of every terrible scenario possible*

Chen: *bandaging your bruises*
“ew, they’re so red and gross”

Baekhyun: *he feels bad that he can’t do much except bandage you up and watch over, because he knows only time can heal your bruises*

Lay: *putting ice on your bruises and bandaging you up*
“You should really be more careful”
*finds you pretty cute*

Suho: “Don’t worry, I got you covered”
*who even knows what he’s about to do*

Kris: *confused*
“So your saying they made you double the drill time?…..”

Luhan: “Honey were the soccer couple, a few bruises won’t kill ya”

Xiumin: *trying to be positive*
“Well they don’t look that bad”


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