-’’don’t you have a thing to do except for coming to our house baekhyun?’’ ‘’no’’
-baekhyun staying over
-thirdwheeling baekhyun and chanyeol
-you getting jealous
-’’baekhyun stop stealing my boyfriend, go get your own’’
-you kicking baekhyun out of your house
-’’how can i give a blowjob if baekhyun’s in the house’’ ‘’right’’
-wearing couple sweaters
-cuddling on the couch
-dance battles
-him going through your underwear drawer
-’’i was searching for a tshirt’’ ‘’right…’’
-you stealing his tshirt
-him getting turned by you wearing his tshirt
-’’can baekhyun come over?’’
-’’no’’
-giving foot massages to each other
-him ‘’accidentally’’ touching your boob
-him spoiling you
-you helping him dye his hair
-’’can’t you just dye it silver again?’’
- him calling you ‘’little one’’ bc you’re shorter than him
-watching horror movies together
-’’i’ll protect you babe’’
-him getting scared after 15 minutes
-’’can we just turn the movie off?’’
-him taking 23480 selfies on your phone
-adopting pets together
-baekhyun texting you from chanyeol’s phone
-’’i think you should let baekhyun inside’’
-’’baekhyun i know it’s you stop trying’’
-him saying ‘i love you’ 160 times a day
- to sum up park chanyeol is just a tall baby who loves you very much and likes to spoil you with his love (and also loves baekhyun but shhh ) just protect him okay? he’s the most precious thing on earth
Xiumin: “how about this one babe?” *he asks when he spots a little girl playing by herself. He and his partner would’ve fought on the way there about whether they’ll adopt an older child or a baby and hadn’t reached an agreement by the time they got to the adoption center but the moment Xiumin spotted the little girl they both knew that he won* “she’s too adorable not to take home”
Luhan:*Luhan has always wanted children so when his partner finally agrees to adopt Luhan doesn’t hesitate to drop everything and drag his partner to the nearest adoption center. The hardest part is getting Luhan to actually pick just one or two of the children rather than every single one because he so easily falls in love with every child whose profile he reads and photo he sees. In the end he’ll end up adopting one boy and one girl to take home and make his family complete*
Kris:*Kris would spend his time getting to know each child at the adoption center well, along with making sure his partner does also because they’d be adopting together now that his partner has given the OK to have children. He’ll connect the most with the kids that sit at the small activity tables and draw and also with the kids who attempt to dribble the basketball around the room*
“That is a wonderful picture , may I help you paint the sky or the house? OH! This picture is for me?! Why thank you sweetheart!”
Suho: “OHMYGOD I’m finally going to be a daddy!”
Lay:*walks up to his partner and hugs them as he rejoices in his partner’s decision to let them become a full family by adopting a child*
*he and his partner end up choosing a little boy to take home weeks later after a through decision out of all the children and they absolutely love him to death*
Baekhyun: *as if knowing his partner was going to announce his decision to allow the start of a full family, Baekhyun took his partner to the center where he dragged his partner through the halls until reaching a room where Baekhyun would enter to bring out a small boy moments later* “y/n, this is ……., I’ve been visiting him for the past 5 weeks and we get along really well. ……. would you like to go home with us today? yes, OK! Then let’s GO!”
Chen: “Wait, you’re serious?! You’re going to allow us to adopt? We’re going to be parents?!”
Chanyeol: “ WHAT!? REALLY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU’RE SERIOUS! ahhhhhh!” *excited beyond imagination*
*He and his partner take home a boy and a girl and spend every living second loving each of their children with all of their hearts and playing with them often, mostly giving them piggy back rides*
Kyungsoo:
y/n: “Kyungsoo, I’ve decided that we can adopt a child. I know you want a family some day and I know you’re good with kids already so lets adopt”
Kyungsoo: *looks up from the profiles that you’ve brought home of the kids you’ve narrowed down by believing they’re the best ones to choose from for the adoption* “Are you sure you want to go through this now? Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy about your decision but we don’t have a room ready and we both work. Are you sure you really want to adopt so soon? How would we work this out?”
Tao: “honey, this is our new addition to the family. Thank you for letting us start a family. I know this was so soon after your announcement but trust me we can handle this”
y/n: “…………………………… Tao, it’s only been two days since i told you we could adopt”
Tao: “yeah, well two days is long enough for me, now if you don’t mind, my daughter and I have to go to town and buy some clothes, BYE”
Kai:*jumps on his partner with excitement* “THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU THANK YOU THANKYOU! I KNOW WE’LL BE THE BEST PARENTS EVER!”
*his partner take home a boy and girl that love them very much and are very playful and intelligent*
Sehun:*He is hesitant to adopt but as soon as his partner takes him to the adoption center he and a young girl instantly connect and he chooses her to take home as his daughter*
Exo reaction to a member introducing them 2 their new gf, which happens to be an ex girlfriend who they r still in luv with...hope you understand what I mean😳
Xiumin: //becomes
hopeful for a moment when she comes in, but his smile drops when he sees Kris is
close behind and holding her hand; refuses to say anything or make eye contact
with either of them// Guess I don’t have
a chance.
Lay: //heart starts
to race and he bites the inside of his cheek as Baekhyun introduces her, with
the saddest smile on his face as he speaks; trying to forget everything that
happened between the pair// “Hello ___, it’s nice to meet you.”
Sehun: //looks
down at his hands as he sees Luhan give her a kiss on the cheek and makes a
dash for the bathroom when no one’s paying attention, slumping against the door
to silently cry into the crook of his arm// “Out of all people, it had to be Luhan…”
Suho: //opens the
front door to find Xiumin with an arm around his ex girlfriend and his phone
slips out of his hand, hitting the ground with a thud; eyes widening after
hearing the news that the two are a couple// “What?”
Tao: //practically
jumps out of his seat after Kai walks through the kitchen with his ex to introduce
her to the rest of the guys, quickly running to his room to think// Is that why she broke up with me? To be with
Kai?
Chen: //is
completely silent as Lay begins to gush about his relationship with his ex,
practically feeling his heart in two as his ex lovingly gazed at Lay// I wish she’d still look at me like that…
Chanyeol: //feels
angry and hurt, refusing to look at D.O. or his girlfriend; storming out of the
room and ignoring the stares of the room’s occupants// “Seriously? Out of all
the guys in the world, you have to date him?”
Luhan: //sadly
watches as Suho brings out his ex girlfriend, and he can feel his eyes starting
to water; awkwardly scratches the back of his head and attempts to stare at
anything other than the beaming couple in front of him// As long as she’s happy, I guess.
Baekhyun: //looks up from his phone as he heard the familiar voice of his ex girlfriend,
furrowing his eyebrows as he heard the voice of Sehun; in disbelief he spoke,
voice weak and cracking on the last syllable// “She’s really your girlfriend?”
D.O.: //there was
no expression on his face as he watched his ex girlfriend and one of his best
friends hold hands, leaving the room as soon as possible to collect his
thoughts and keep himself out of the new couple’s way// And just when I thought I was over the breakup.
Kris: //waits the entire time to catch his ex when she was alone; only for them to begin the
argue until Tao came back into the room and have his ex slip right out of Kris’s grasp
again// “Do you like making me angry and confused? Because by the looks of it,
you must.”
Kai: //bites his
lip, a bitter taste in his mouth; simply sighing as he watches his ex
girlfriend flash her boyfriend a bright smile, the same smile he was met with
almost every time he opened his eyes in the morning // Chanyeol-hyung and ___ look happy but… I can feel my heart breaking all
over again.
I think that all of them would be understanding, but some would get a little angry it wasn’t them to comfort you initially. Overall I think everything would work out.
Baekhyun: When Baekhyun would walk in, irritation would be the first emotion that hit him when spotting Chanyeol’s arm wrapped around her. After scrutinizing the situation, he would then realize it is as a friend comforting his girlfriend, and would become extremely worried at the sight of her crying. Calling out to her, she would instantly stumble to her feet, rushing into his arms. Holding her tightly, he would feel relief that his friend was there to comfort her, and he would express it by mouthing a sincere Thanks to the aforementioned guy.
Chanyeol: His reaction would be of mild surprise, but he wouldn’t feel threatened or betrayed at all. Seeing Chen with a slight smile on his face as he rubbed his hand soothingly into his girlfriend’s shivering back, he would silently wonder why she was crying and what made it worthy of a smile to be across his friend’s face. Voicing out his concern, she would explain that they had just finished watching a movie that made her extremely sad, and he would find himself hugging her in an instant. Like Chen though, he would find an adoring smile stretching his lips as he looked at his friend over her shoulder, flashing him a thumbs up.
Chen: He had rushed home when hearing of her heartbroken state, panicked and worried about his girlfriend. Rushing inside, he would pause at the sight of Kyungsoo with his arms wrapped gently around his girl, raising an eyebrow in question. Once his girlfriend noticed him, she would immediately abandon Kyungsoo’s hold and rush to her boyfriend, bursting into tears as she felt his familiar warmth. Kyungsoo nodded at him, moving to leave. Chen, who was grateful that his friend was there when he couldn’t be, called out to him in a soft voice. “Thank you.”
D.O: Entering the house, he would instantly become alarmed at the sound of his girlfriend crying. Rushing to the living room, he would take in the situation at hand: her head resting on Kai’s shoulder as he whispers soothing words to her distraught form. She would lock eyes with Kyungsoo, her face scrunching up in pain as she speaks of her pet dying. Stepping forward, he would let her fall into his embrace, taking Kai’s spot as soon as he could. Announcing his leave, his girlfriend would slightly pull away and express her thanks, Kyungsoo nodding in agreement. Since he is the quiet type, he would make eye contact with Kai and maintain it, in order to express his thanks through silence. Though he wouldn’t voice it, he would be incredibly thankful for his friend.
Kai: Freezing, he would be completely taken aback at the sight of her crying on Lay, his expression mirroring his confusion. Upon his entrance, Lay would not move from the embrace but voice softly how she had called him when Kai’s phone was dead, talking about a nightmare she had that had traumatized her. Immediately understanding, he would shoot a smile of gratitude at his friend, taking his place as he whispered softly to his girlfriend, her form instantly calming down at his presence. As Lay moved to walk past them, Kai would reach a hand out to shake him up, expressing his gratitude once more.
Lay: Worry and concern would wash over him quickly, not even registering his friend was in the room as he rushed to her side, overwhelming her immediately with questions. Wrapping her arms around him tightly, she didn’t say a word as she cried into his neck, finally registering Sehun uncomfortably sitting next to her. Staring at him with perplexity, he questioned his friend with solely concern, inwardly grateful he was there in the first place. Sehun explained that a man had tried to harass her on her way home, but Sehun had thankfully been close by and she had managed to reach him in time. Feeling an overwhelming amount of emotions himself, his voice thickened as he expressed his extreme gratitude to his friend, more thankful than he ever has been to have Sehun in his life.
Sehun: Seeing Suho look panicked and worried over his girlfriend crying, trying to get her to calm down as if he were the reason she were crying in the first place, made him irrationally angry. Storming into view, he demanded to know the reason behind his girlfriend’s tears, his cold gaze piercing his friend as if he were unfamiliar to him. Holding up his hands in a defensive position, he would quickly explain that he told his girlfriend a really sad story that made her cry, resulting in him trying to calm her down. Instantly calming down, Sehun nodded in understanding and urged his girlfriend to stop crying, his heart at unease whenever he saw her in any sort of pain. She laughed through her tears, expressing thanks to Suho who had been super worried and tried his hardest to comfort her, though it pretty much had failed. Sehun cracked a smile, feeling warmth at the notion Suho had attempted. Shaking his head, he gave a friendly smile to his leader, whom he respected dearly.
Suho: Tilting his head at the sight of his oldest friend comforting his girlfriend, he would feel a spark of jealousy for whatever reason before shaking it off. Rushing to her side, she would immediately explain why she was crying and how Xiumin had came over to offer her comfort, not really knowing when Suho would be home. Xiumin smiled with sincerity, apologizing if he made anyone uncomfortable, but explaining that he knew Suho would feel worse if had shown up to find his girlfriend alone and in pain. Suho brushed off his apology, instead focusing his attention on making his girlfriend feel better. The day after, Suho would express his thanks to his friend by giving him a gift. Though he initially felt upset over his friend being the one to comfort his girlfriend first, he was all around grateful he had been there in the first place.
Xiumin: He wouldn’t really have a reaction. He would feel some sort of confusion at the sight of Baekhyun trying to cheer up his crying girlfriend, but he would focus on getting the story before taking his own actions. After hearing the cause of her tears, he would hold her in his arms, only worried about stopping her waterworks and washing away all of her pain. Baekhyun would feel like he was intruding so he would move to leave, only for Xiumin to stop him. He would tell him that although it sucked he wasn’t the first to be there for his own girlfriend, he was grateful that out of everyone, it was a friend that was there for her.
wedding pictures and old pics of you two when you were dating alllll over the walls of your house
chanyeol getting recipes from his mother and cooking all the time
he will definitely treat his s/o right bc he’s so good to his mom and his sister
whenever there’s a family dinner or smth, his mom always brings out the baby pictures and his sister tells you embarrassing baby stories of chanyeol
“he used to go around wearing nothing but his underwear!!” (lbr he still does as a grown ass man but hey no one’s stopping him especially not you ;-) )
chanyeol tries so hard to deny all the stories but there are pictures documenting the proof so he gives up
going to watch all the new animation movies and being those strange adults who always come to watch kids’ movies on their own
laughing and cackling louder than the children at the funny scenes and snickering at the adult jokes
always always having two different favorite characters and arguing in the car ride back home about who’s better
(chanyeol always lets you win wins bc he loves the triumphant nose crinkle his s/o gets whenever she grins and rubs it in his face)
for example, he likes nick in zootopia but you like judy and you argued for a v long time about it (he allowed you the victory, but he posted that thing on instagram about nick just to make himself feel better lol)
similar to jongdae, yeollie has to keep his stuffed animals by the headboard of the bed
you don’t really mind bc when they get all messed up while sleeping, chanyeol always sits them upright and keeps them all neat in the morning
ok so when you two were first dating and hot blooded teenagers, chanyeol persuaded you to get a matching tattoo with him but nothing too big
maybe a little symbol on the insides of your wrists or smth
you don’t regret it bc it’s super cute and it’s a unique story that you can tell
best. dad. ever.
have you seen him in superman is back???? he will take care of children so well you have no worries having to leave the kids with him when you have work or just to have a day off (which chanyeol grants you often bless him)
chanyeol planning camps indoors where he sets up this giant tent in the living room and the whole family is squeezed inside
you watch movies and eat popcorn and drink soda and tell funny stories
the kids love it so much that it becomes family tradition
when they go to school, they brag about their family camps that they have every so often and their classmates are sooooo jealous
when chanyeol goes to pick them up, he hears his son’s friends go “is that your cool dad???”
chanyeol takes the children out for ice cream after hearing that lol
he has the most smug grin on his face the entire day omg
wow i still have a couple more requests for husband!exo we might as well finish the entire series lollll
Xiumin: Minseok would do anything you wanted or needed him to do. He would massage your feet or your back, would cook for you, would clean the whole house and so on. He would never let you do anything on your own. He would be overprotective.
Suho: Joonmyeon would spend a lot of time with you. He would do sports with you to keep you fit because “it’s good for the child and for you.” He would probably ask his mother for advice, how she felt when she was pregnant and what made her feel good.
Lay: Yixing would probably start crying when you told him that you were pregnant. He would promise you to be the best dad ever. He would also be very excited and would buy baby clothes without even knowing the childs gender. I feel like he would be overwhelmed if you had mood swings.
Baekhyun: Baekhyun would be cute. He would buy lots of toys and would always ask you if you want or need anything. He would probably talk about what the child could look like. “Do you think that he or she will get my eyes or yours?” “I don’t know Baekhyun.”
Chen: He would be too excited and would not be able to wait to meet his child. He would stroke your stomach a lot and would even try to talk to the child. He would always talk about how much fun the child was going to have with his/her father.
Chanyeol: He would be very proud. He would tell everyone how happy he was and would talk a lot about your pregnancy to the boys. He would always try to be by your side and try to help you. If you tried to sit down or get up, he would always hold your hand and he would also make sure that you were feeling well.
D.O: Kyungsoo would care a lot about your health. He would look up what you should do and avoid doing while being pregnant. He would get you a lot of vegetables because “you have to stay healthy”. He would never let you do any work because it might be dangerous for the child. He would be very careful.
Kai: Jongin would always buy you whatever you would want to eat. I can even imagine buying him a lot of different things to eat at once because you might have weird cravings during the night or while he was away.
Sehun: He would be very excited to find out what kind of personality the child would have. He would spend lots of time with you because he would not want to leave you alone while you were carrying his child. He would also be very curious about the child’s gender and would want to choose the child’s name.
You guys enjoyed my BTS one so I figured I’d make one for Exo.
So enjoy~
Y/N: I’m pregnant.
Suho: Hi Pregnant, I’m Dad.
Y/N: ……..
Suho: Aww come on that was funny.
Y/N: I’m having a baby.
Jongin: This is terrible. I’ll have to get rid of it.
Y/N: Excuse me? You are not getting rid of my child!
Jongin: I’m not talking about the baby, Y/n. What am I? A monster? I’m talking about you. You need to go. The baby can stay.
Y/N: Why do you need to get rid of me?
Jongin: So me and Kyungsoo can be together and have the family we always wanted. It’s gonna be so perfect. We’ll go to park with our child. Go on family trips to Disney Land and everything.
Y/N: What about me?
Jongin: Don’t you think you’re being a bit selfish? Not everything is about you, Y/n.
Y/N: There’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it. I’m pregnant.
Sehun: Haha. You’re so funny, Y/n.
Y/N: I’m not joking, I’m serious.
Sehun: For realsies?
Y/N: For realsies.
Sehun: Damn, get rekt.
Y/N: Babe, you’re gonna be a daddy~
Yixing:
Y/N: Are you gonna say anything?
Yixing:
Y/N: Nothing at all?
Yixing:
Y/N: Okay then, I’m leaving.
Yixing:
Y/N: Kyungsoo, I’m pregnant.
Kyungsoo: This is great news! Finally the Antichrist shall rise.
Y/N: You’re happy?…Wait..what? Antichrist??
Kyungsoo: Shush, Incubator. I have plans to make. It’s time to eradicate the Byun family line, Starting with the parasite known as Baekhyun. You will not ruin this for me.
Y/N: Guess whose gonna be a daddy?
Chanyeol: I bet it’s Baekhyun. He hates condoms and he doesn’t last long in bed,
Y/N: No, It’s…wait a min how do you even know that?
Chanyeol: Well…because we’re bros duh. BAHAHAHAH Best bros. HAHAHAHHA. The totally straight ones. HAHAHAHAHA. Just bros. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHilovehisdickAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Y/N: ….
Chanyeol: Where are you going, Y/n?
Y/N: Guess whose having a baby?
Jongdae: Guess whose about to disappear faster than you can say child support.
Y/N: Huh? Where are you going? Jongdae? Chen?
Jongdae:
Y/N: I’m-
Xiumin: -Pregnant. I know.
Y/N: How?
Xiumin: I can smell it.
Y/N: What? Seriously?
Xiumin: Nah, My pull out game is atrocious. I figured you would end up preggo one of these days.
Y/N: I’m having a baby…
Baekhyun: That’s great!
Y/N: You’re not upset or anything?
Baekhyun: Of course not. I’m an straight heterosexual male who having a baby with his girlfriend who is a girl with vagina and doesn’t have a penis with exactly six moles like Chanyeol does. Why would I be upset?
Y/N: How do you even know that?
Baekhyun: It’s a bro thing, Y/n. It’s not like I’m gay or anything.
Y/N: I didn’t say th-
Baekhyun: -I’m going to Chanyeol’s. I can’t handle your negativity right now.
Y/N: I really didn-
Baekhyun: Bye. I’m going to go spend my time doing heterosexual things with my bro.
But when you start having proper conversations he
doesn’t stop talking.
Ever.
Wants to help you with dinner, but doesn’t know what
the hell he’s doing so he’s just standing there rambling as always with a giant
knife in his hands.
“Chanyeol put that down, you’ll hurt yourself.”
“No no I’m careful, I can handle a- aaaish.”
You putting a bandaid on his finger.
“Kiss it better.”
“Chanyeol ..”
You finally kiss his finger, but he still isn’t
pleased.
“Now kiss this better too.” He says pointing to his lips,
but you just shake your head and go back to cooking.
Sometimes you just have lazy days lying on the couch,
his long legs in your lap while you watch tv and he’s on his phone.
Literally shows you everything he finds interesting.
“Look Sehun went skiing.”
“I have instagram too, Chanyeol.”
“We should go skiing.”
When you’re out on dates, he always insists on
bringing Sehun for some reason like Chanyeol this is OUR date?
And of course Baekhyun is coming too because he’s
jealous of Chanyeol bringing Sehun.
Would want to shower with you.
Would start kissing your neck in the shower and
you’re like ‘oh shit’ here we go again.
Calls you a lot when he’s away because he prefers
talking instead of texting as he thinks talking is more personal.
If you’re laid out on the couch, Chanyeol will come and lie on top of you as a joke and you try to push him off cause staaaahp why are you so biiig!
And then he falls asleep and you’re like “oh for fucks sake, guess I’m stuck then.”
But then he starts to snore and you realise he’s a warm (but heavy) blanket and you think he looks adorable aw.
“Chanyeoool~“
“What?”
“Top shelf.”
“Shortie.”
“Shut up or no kisses for a week.”
“Okay okay, I’ll get it for you.”
Sometimes when he kisses you he doesn’t want to lean
down that much so he kinda’ just places his index finger under your chin and
brings you up to him, making you stand on your tiptoes.
Skinship in public is a yes for Chanyeol.
Not too much though, only little pecks on the cheek and a
lot of hugging.
Cuddling in bed where he pulls you on top of him
and he wraps his arms around your body, the two of you falling asleep like that.
Likes touching you a lot, sometimes his large hands
are just roaming your body and you’re getting so turned on but he doesn’t even
realise what he’s doing to you.
Freshly showered Chanyeol coming out of the bathroom
in a vest and wet hair and you’re like ‘wOW’.
Insists on going on roadtrips where you share your
music taste with each other and just drive with no apparent goal of reaching
anywhere.
The two of you going to a fancy dinner and you get
ready a bit after him and when you come out he just looks up from his phone
with wide eyes in awe because oh my god you are so beautiful.
Strikes most people as kinda’ careless, but actually
gets so worried about you when you’re down and wants to do anything he can to
help.
Backhugs where he rests his head on yours.
Kisses you on the cheek while you’re still asleep
before leaving for practice.
His morning voice is so low that you can barely put
together what he is saying but it also makes him sound sO HOT.
Speaking of turning you on, sex would be slow and passionate
up until the end, where it would be very intense.
Always cuddling and pillowtalk after, no matter how
gross and sweaty you are.
Falling asleep to the sound of his soothing voice
every night.
Him sitting at a bar stool by the kitchen counter
with his guitar, singing while you’re making pancakes for breakfast.
Sunday walks where you get lunch.
He always takes pictures of you and put the nicest
ones on instagram even though you say he shouldn’t as his fans might freak out.
“I’m in love with you, Y/N. The fans have to deal
with that.”
Your heart beating out of your chest because this man
is too good to be true.
“Can you do reaction when exo is getting angry on their teen son/daughter but then making up for them pls?”
Here you go anon! :)
Xiumin: “You forgot to turn the water off in the tub and now the bathroom is flooded! Do we even have enough towels to fix this?! No, don’t cry I’m not really mad, just a little frustrated. We’ll somehow wrangle in the flood annnd we’ll do it before mom gets back home.”
Luhan: “Okay break it up in here kids! I’ve been down the hall listening to you two argue back and forth all day long. If you can’t play nicely maybe you should separate. Does that sound good? Fair? Okay let’s clap it out and keep it moving!”
Kris: “You did not just tell me I’m a lame dad and that I’m being too hard on you! I’m not letting you go to the party because I LOVE you! You’re precious and important to me and I do not want you to potentially get hurt in a bad atmosphere. You don’t have to understand right now but just know that I’m trying to keep you safe.”
Suho: “I saw that your room is still filthy so until it’s clean i will NOT be making you my world famous strawberry cake with extra frosting! I know that may sound tough but the time has to fit the crime.”
Lay: “Hmm okay you have a few good points in your argument on why you should leave the house looking like a cheap stripper but no, you aren’t going anywhere til you change. And burn that skirt I never want to see something that small ever again.”
Baekhyun: “You told your teacher if she wants the homework done then she should do it herself??! What am I going to do with you? You’re just like me. Part of me wants to yell more but the other part is proud.”
Chen: “Allowance…gone! Phone….gone! Weekends….gone! Now say one more thing about how you don’t have to listen to me and see if you’ll even have a computer left. I’m not asking for much. Just respect. When you can give it then you can have your stuff back.”
Chanyeol: “Don’t smile I’m mad at you. You washed my favorite white hat with the colored clothes and now it looks like a rainbow!! It’s not funny! Stop you laughing is going to make me laugh too! Sighh this is kinda funny isn’t? Oh well.”
D.O.: “Nope….nope. You’re done talking, it’s daddy’s turn. I don’t want to hear any more excuses on why you didn’t do the chores. Just do them now. If you complete them fast enough THEN maybe we can talk about you still getting to go on vacation with your friends.”
Tao: “Stay in here til you calm down Tao, just breathe. If you go out the door and see your son and your wrecked car you may lose all your marbles. Relax imagine his graduation day and you kicking him right out of the house….Inhale…Exhale.”
Kai: “Don’t try and cuddle now. Earlier you were having a tantrum on the floor and not sharing with your sister. I won’t be drawn into those chubby cheeks……ughhhh fine. Do you want me to make you a snack too?”
Sehun: “You skipped school to go to a fan meet?? Your teacher called and told me you weren’t in class. I am going to ground you for skipping but ONLY for a day because back when I was young fans use to skip to come see me.”